June 28, 2013

Boris Johnson has been exposed as a big cunt after apparently forgetting to act like just a fucking idiot during a speech.

The London Mayor had combed hair, spoke clearly and made no oblique bawdy jokes during the unrecognisable appearance in London yesterday.

One observer said: “There are expectations of Boris: turn up on a bicycle with a big stupid face and hair that looks back-to-front, mumble enigmatically and respond to difficult questions with irrelevant quips about the French being ‘cowards’.

“Without that, what is he? A big cunt, that’s what.

“But today he arrived in a chauffeur-driven car. His hair was neat. He spoke lucidly, made a pertinent joke and gave some sensible answers.

“He didn’t act like a fucking idiot at all.”

Hecklers shouted “Cunt” at the plausible performance.

It’s not the first time suspicions have been raised that the former Bullingdon Club member is not really just a fucking idiot.

In a damaging TV grilling in March, the BBC’s Eddie Mair asked him: “Making up quotes at The Times; lying to your party leader about an affair; agreeing to supply a reporter’s address so he can be beaten up – you’re a big cunt, aren’t you?”