Gok Wan devastated after learning looks aren’t everything

July 7, 2013

Gok Wan has suffered a massive breakdown after learning looks are not the only measure of human worth and that anyway he’s visually grotesque.

Gok Wan
Cunt

A friend of the star said: “Imagine you drew all your self-esteem from owning a nice pair of shoes, and made a living propagating the harmful notion that shoes were the only requisite of confidence, happiness and fulfillment.

“Now imagine you’ve just found out for the first time that, in addition to shoes, other people also have things like trousers and houses, while you’ve been sitting bollock-naked in the park. And that you don’t have feet.

“That’s pretty much where Gok is right now.”

Wan is understood to be spending up to 20 hours a day staring into a mirror and quietly murmuring the words “You look fabulous. You look incredible. You look amazing.”

“He’s also had a breakdown,” said the friend.

 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

w

Connecting to %s