April 23, 2016

A racist is making a bust of Boris Johnson in appreciation of the London Mayor’s observation that Barack Obama is after all black.

White supremacist Paul Hatchback was delighted when Johnson called the US President’s warning against leaving the EU ‘black words’.

Writing in a national newspaper, Johnson said: ‘And let’s not forget, there ain’t no black in the Union Jack.’

Hatchback, from Dagenham, said: “Whenever I can’t decide whose side to take in a debate, I simply ask whose face is like mine. I’m grateful to Boris for clarifying the EU debate by highlighting that Mr Obama’s face is a bit darker than mine.”

When completed, Hatchback will put the five-inch Play-Doh bust on his mantlepiece next to one of 18th century slave trader John Newton.