September 15, 2016

Nigel Farage’s suitability for public speaking has been called into question after he cleared a wedding reception hall with a best man speech.

Farage was delivering the speech at the Brexit-themed wedding of UKIP voter Ray Doyle, who had contacted the plain-speaking imbecile to ask that he be best man.

But addressing the assembled guests, the former UKIP leader said: “This joining is a declaration of war on the institution of marriage.

“I know none of you has ever honoured a single commitment to anything in your life.

“If you can imagine marriage as a sort of sacred cow, this room is that cow’s anus.

“I’ll give you £350 million to call it off.”

After the last of the 300 guests had joined the bride and groom in walking out, Farage admitted the speech may have been “mildly irresponsible” but added: “Look, lots of promises are made in marriages.

“That’s why words don’t matter.”

Mr Doyle said: “He’s unorthodox but boy does he get results.

“He emptied the place like a fire alarm.”