Man with long history of tweeting utter bullshit demands top-level investigation into latest bullshit

A man whose Twitter feed is a stream of total bullshit dating back years is calling for a top-level investigation into his latest bullshit tweet.

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The man, who is apparently unable to stop lying even for a moment, has provided no evidence for his latest bullshit claim and the only certainty is that he would like it to be true because he is in deep shit and it might distract people.

Nevertheless he is demanding US Congress investigate it like they don’t have proper work to do.

He has also said he will not elaborate on his bullshit until an investigation is complete, adding: ‘Terrible! Definitely not bullshitting this time! Believe me!?’

A Congress source said: “We could investigate it. Or we could investigate claims in the latest issue of Fate & Fortune magazine that ‘Hillbilly spooks wrecked my dream life abroad.’

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Trump’s latest claims are thought to stem from an article in Fate & Fortune magazine.

“Okay, look, we’ll investigate all the evidence.

“There. We investigated all the evidence. It is bullshit. Obviously.”

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