A man whose Twitter feed is a stream of total bullshit dating back years is calling for a top-level investigation into his latest bullshit tweet.
An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that @BarackObama‘s birth certificate is a fraud.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 6, 2012
The man, who is apparently unable to stop lying even for a moment, has provided no evidence for his latest bullshit claim and the only certainty is that he would like it to be true because he is in deep shit and it might distract people.
Nevertheless he is demanding US Congress investigate it like they don’t have proper work to do.
He has also said he will not elaborate on his bullshit until an investigation is complete, adding: ‘Terrible! Definitely not bullshitting this time! Believe me!?’
(4/4) Neither the White House nor the President will comment further until such oversight is conducted.
— Sean Spicer (@PressSec) March 5, 2017
A Congress source said: “We could investigate it. Or we could investigate claims in the latest issue of Fate & Fortune magazine that ‘Hillbilly spooks wrecked my dream life abroad.’
“Okay, look, we’ll investigate all the evidence.
“There. We investigated all the evidence. It is bullshit. Obviously.”