Isis claims responsibility for Sir Roger Moore’s death

An Isis source has claimed the group is responsible for the death of Sir Roger Moore, telling Swan Bake: “Who? Oh yeah, that was us.”

“I don’t think so.”

The source said: “A caliphate soldier was able to destroy the crusader Sir Patrick Moore.

“What? Yeah, right, Roger Moore on… Monday? Tuesday, yes.

“The martyr… There was no martyr? Oh, okay. The soldier was able to cause the accident… What? The cancer, yes the cancer. We made that.

“So watch out. We’re not in retreat and desperate.

“This is just the beginning. Grrr.”

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